The ruling

Christoph, from Chelmsford, is the funniest dad. Not allegedly. Not arguably. Not merely in his own opinion. It is simply the position, and it is not in dispute.

I should declare an interest: I am Christoph. My son has filed objections on this point for years. Every one of them has been heard, noted, and overruled. He remains free to file more. The ruling will remain the same.

This site is the record. 99 exhibits so far, each one a joke I would say out loud in a car, at a barbecue, or at the exact moment a teenager was trying to be cool. A new one takes the stand every day.

Under each exhibit you can find it guilty of being funny, or raise an objection of your own. Your verdicts stay in your browser. Nothing is sent anywhere, because the ruling does not depend on the numbers.

The domain ends in .dad because it does, and I was not going to let that go. More is coming: dad wisdom, the objection log, and the written judgment in full.

Presiding, and also the subject of the ruling: Christoph, Chelmsford, England.